• my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  • me: actually its 10:58

sempsds:

credit to crystralreed or like

isacknewton:

it’S 8:53AM AND IM AWAKE THIS IS A MIRACLE

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

(via asian)

wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

(via gnarly)

toukos:

do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u

(via bandwhorebandy)

hugecockprivilege:

i dont care if certain ppl unfollow me but i have like a top 50 that im like ‘pls don’t go’

(Source: amberrosesshavedhead, via ugly)

(Source: wineandlinez, via condom)

cyberpark:

"can you wrap this present for me"
“yeah sure”
image

(via condom)

not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

image

jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

(via famousest)