it’S 8:53AM AND IM AWAKE THIS IS A MIRACLE
babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job
do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u
i dont care if certain ppl unfollow me but i have like a top 50 that im like ‘pls don’t go’
(Source: amberrosesshavedhead, via ugly)
"can you wrap this present for me"
when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif
I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.